Play football with the boys at school; get a girlfriend, and have a whole bunch of kids one day boy and make sure she clean; if she not you clean you not clean; keep your business to yourself; get to church every Sunday because you got to get a lil tail every now and then; when you put your Carmex on make sure it’s not glossy that’s gay; if you get beat up get back up and start swinging; make sure your homeboys can keep a secret; make sure your homeboys not in the closet either that’s a bad look too ; never sip with your pinky up; always be independent and provide for your lady, never cry in front of anybody only sissy’s do that. I don’t raise sissy’s; But I don’t even like football and I heard that word yesterday; always wrap it up and never get caught cheating; don’t shave because the girlies gone think you a youngin; don’t dance at all just move your head its the way of men; Ain’t nothing wrong with dancing; never lose a fight because you can’t live a L down; walk straight up with your legs bowed out never twist, stay with a fresh cut, make sure your jeans kind of baggy and keep your shoes looking new; girls hate dirty shoes; you better like girls if not you better act like you like girls, never never put your hands on your hip; men don’t drink that fruity liquor neither; always use mouth wash after you brush your teeth; always head nod men you don’t know; Wait even though I don’t I like football can I play another sport and what you expect me to do if my song come on daddy; have a firm hand shake and always make a man look you in the eye; hand shaking is a sign of respect; yes you gotta be athletic or the lil girlies ain’t gone like you like I said; keep your car clean and smelling like “black ice”; What if the men don’t want to shake my hand; after I said all of this you still gone go against the grain, get out my face and go with yo momma I know you want to anyways.
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“I’m more like momma”
October 4, 2016
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