Hottie Tottie

“Excuse me ladies of Totty Hall…” Yeah, yeah, we know, there is NO male visitation. We, the ladies of Totty Hall, want to be able to get our freak on whenever, and wherever we want. I mean this is college, and last time I checked, I left my parents at home for a reason.
No, we are not a month into school yet, but who cares? I’m trying get my “Love Jones” on. I know y’all have seen Love and Basketball.
I want that #HBCU love, and Quincy never would’ve married Monica if they weren’t allowed to play strip basketball in his dorm room because of visitation! I paid for visitation to start whenever I get ready, and I’m ready when the football player across the cafe asks me for my phone number.
If I got him covered on the weekend, or if that’s my main meal, don’t worry about what I’m doing. I’m just doin’ me, clearly better than you doin’ you.
So for the R.A.’s, leave me alone! Y’all like to put me on blast over those patchy intercoms, when you know he’s staying right where I tell him to. Why can’t y’all just pretend you don’t see him sneaking on the elevator at 11:58 pm, two minutes before you get to leave, anyways?
Look, with all due disrespect, I’m grown. I’m not breaking any laws, I’m not hurting anybody, so what’s really the problem? I don’t know if y’all are hating or what, but don’t worry girl; I can tell him to bring a friend if you’re feeling hurt.
Like, “Excuse me ladies of Totty Hall, to the young man in the blue Nike shorts, and the black sweatshirt, SUPD is waiting for you downstairs, and to the young lady escorting him, you will be fined $600.” And to my nosey roommate and suitemates, don’t act like you don’t know a sock on the door when you see one! No, Chris Brown, I need some privacy. Matter of fact, where are the co-ed dorms at? I need a co-ed dorm, or… y’all could stop trippin’ over this no visitation thing.