I’m Just Asking

1. The next time Bin Laden makes a video, will he also try to promote it on TRL?
2. Why are the custodians the coolest staff member on campus?
3. Will O.J. ever find the real killer?
4. If Kobe is found not guilty, does he get to take the ring back to the store?
5. If Osama owned a student loan, do you think they would have found him by now?
6. Can we get a Raising Canes on this side of town?
7. Who is the girl sporting the elmo slippers?
8. Why was Marques Houston at Jack in the Box and not at the concert?
9. Aren’t you glad SU’s band doesn’t have baton twirlers like Alabama State & Jackson State?
10. Was that our dancing dolls in Jackson?
11. Can black folks go anywhere without fighting?
12. Do the street lights on campus still work?
13. Why is the Wendy’s on Plank out of ketchup?
14. When is Jackson State going to get their own football stadium?
15. Did y’all get some chicken-on-a-stick in Mississippi?
16. When will the $65 from the cancelled JSU bus trip be returned?
17. Are we sleeping on the Sigma’s?
18. Will Bush blow up the world before his term is over?
19. If a dime is worth more, why is a nickel bigger?
20. Have you been tested?