I’m just askin 10/31/03

1. If Ruben won American Idol, why is Clay getting all the attention?
 
2. Why do men get bald fades with bangs in the front?
 
3. Why does P. Diddy have a mohawk in his latest interview?
 
4. Since Brittany Spears and Madonna made a video together, will their next one be to music?
 
5. When will Christina Aguillera
go into porn?
 
6. Did your mid-term grades depress you?
 
7. Why can’t we cook in the dorms?
 
8. What will Nappy Roots call themselves if they get relaxers?
 
9. Don’t your high insurance rates make you feel obligated to wreck something?
 
10. When will Girls Gone Wild come to SU?
 
11. Why weren’t the Wayans Brothers in Scary Movie 3?
 
12. Why are the 30 cent chips 75 cents in the vending machine?
 
13. Who’s your daddy?
 
14. What happened to that little girl from Family Matters?
 
15. Who is the president of SU?
 
16. Why aren’t there any nude models in the art department?
 
17. How long should you go before changing your weave?
 
18. Is it okay to buy Jersey dresses from the beauty supply store?
 
19. Do guys really look good in pink?
 
20. Why is Uncle Buck M.I.A.?