This is a public service announcement

Brothers, listen up. If you are not able to take five steps without having to stop and pull your jeans up over your butt or you cannot walk without using one of your hands to grip your “Dickies” in order to keep them from falling below your waistline, you do not have sufficient meat on your body to wear that pair of pants. In other words, you’re light in the ass-piece.
Either eat some fat backs and some Subway sandwiches to get your weight up so that your clothes will fit properly, or purchase a belt and a pair of trousers that are the appropriate size.
Young cats, as well as grown men, are going too far with the baggy pants. It’s getting ridiculous. Everywhere I go-the mall, Wal-Mart, the gas station, on campus-I see little skinny dudes doing a bow-legged, Fred Sanford walk trying to keep their oversized jeans from falling off of their anuses.
I was in the parking lot at my apartment complex the other day, and I saw a brother-he had to be in his late twenties, early thirties-working on his car with no shirt on, pants sagging, draws and a portion of butt crack exposed. He was basically mooning everyone that rolled by. That’s just trifling, I thought.
I saw another shirtless brother walking in the same parking lot multi-tasking, trying to hold up a pair of denim shorts over some polka-dot boxers while talking on a cell phone and holding the hand of a little child (Don’t ask me how, it’s complicated).
It’s a sad statement for our people when we have women who act like they’re allergic to underwear (You hear me No Draws?) and “men” who want everybody to see their underwear.
It’s lewd and shameful for a man to walk around with his pants hanging so far off of his behind that everyone can see what color draws he has on. If I was a manager at a restaurant and a guy walked into my place of business with his Girbauds sagging and his Hanes exposed, he wouldn’t get served. When I graduate and become a high school teacher, your child will not be admitted in my classroom if his pants are not seated properly upon his backside.
Females need to stop encouraging this foolishness. If one of these little dudes approaches you like “Psst, say Red,” and tries to get your phone number, you should tell him to hitch his pants up and keep walking. If you oblige him, he’s only going to think he looks cute and keep sagging.
Grown men that walk around like that need to set a better example. A man should command respect by the way he carries himself. How can you expect society to respect your mind as a man and you walk around with your draws visible? If that’s the image you present to the world, you look like a joke and you deserve to be treated in that manner.
There is absolutely nothing cool or masculine about a man who walks around with his pants so low that everyone can see his boxers. Strippers and hoes let their draws show. Unless you want a man to slap you on your booty and stick a dollar in your draws, pull your doggone pants up!